The Horny Vampire (1971)

Subtitles for: The Horny Vampire (1971)

Count Dracula’s bearded nephew Count Al-Kum skulks around Las Vegas in a suit, cape and bow-tie spying on and trying to pick up women. He acts like a third-rate lounge comedian and reads aloud from “1001 Ways to Seduce Women” while doing annoying double takes, running into doors and talking to the camera with his forced Lugosi accent.